The Colony of Neschtzen Islands is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 479 million Neschtzen Islandsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 7.9%.

The strong Neschtzen Islandsian economy, worth 27.2 trillion Hellfohan Marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 56,781 Hellfohan Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Neschtzen Islands's national animal is the Eagle , which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Neschtzen Islands is ranked 162,561^st in the world and 267^th in KAISERREICH for Most Patriotic, with 7.81 flags saluted per person per day.